POEM: The Fake Celebrities

My DM is flooded with fake Elons,

And fake Johnnys,

And fake Brians,

And fake Toscas,

And fake Kimbals,

And fake Mayes,

And some other fake celebrities I haven’t even heard of,

But the impostors think I have.

Hello big fan,

I want to thank you for all your support and for being my fan.

This is my private account which I created to contact a few selected fans,

Because my verified account from Twitter is managed by my PR manager

And I don’t have full access to it.

Thank you for your message, dear impersonator,

Very nice of you to think of me.

The best I can do with this communication at this time is to ignore it.

Or flip it to the other side and write poetry out of it.